Hoe bag! You need a hoe bag, or you could call it a Go Bag. It doesn't matter what you call it. One bag to hold all the sexy supplies you need for a night of fun is easy to make, easy to carry, and makes for smoother shenanigans. A hoe bag is an easy way to organize and transport all the stuff, and we need a lot of stuff, to have a fun night.
Here is the issue we need to solve. Let's say you have a date with another couple planned for tonight. The plan is dinner then heading back to a hotel for sexy time. You will need to bring your condoms because we never rely on other people to bring enough. You may need to bring lube. You may need to bring breath mints and wet wipes. Maybe a few ED pills. This is a lot of stuff to cram into a purse or your pockets.
If you have to run through a list of supplies before every encounter, much more likely that you will forget a vital piece of your kit.
A hoe bag is an easy solution. Find a simple makeup bag like the one in the image above. Nothing flashy. Think discretion above all else. If a vanilla person sees you carrying this bag, they will think it's a makeup bag or clutch and be none the wiser.
What do we put in the hoe bag? Everything you and your spouse need for adventures. Those kinds of adventures.
Condoms - Keep at least ten in the bag at all times. This is plenty to share if needed. Also a good idea if you have a particular brand you prefer or you may need non-latex condoms.
Lube - Small, well-sealed bottles of lube or lube sample packs.
Breath mints - Always a good idea to keep these on hand for everyone.
Erectile Dysfunction pills if needed.
Chapstick - always good to have around
Wet wipes - These are vital for quick cleanups between rounds or at night's end.
Having all your supplies in one place, one easy-to-grab and carry bag cuts down on future headaches and dick aches.
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